May 2013
fasterfood:
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
hahry:
i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me
deke-it-like-datsyuk:
things to put on my resume
i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio
